Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 25, 2019

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.

My government computer is giving me tech rage.

by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023

sci-tech

pertaining to science and technology.

We are living in the sci-tech age.

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2010

The “Tech”

The natural habitat of “Victoria Mulqueen” and all other Victoria Mulqueens, often referred mistakingley as a school.

Did you hear she goes to the “tech”

by bombassperson October 8, 2018

Vert tech

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie

Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech

by mobfiji February 10, 2021

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020