Teacher

Someone who also doesn’t want to go to school but is paid very little that they

barley make it through

“How bad is your job?”
“Terrible, I almost got a depromotion.”
“I’m a teacher. I make 2.50 a hour.

by The Unkown 101 January 6, 2023

Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.

Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.

by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024

Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.

Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it

by Meth teacher March 11, 2022

Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.

Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher

by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021

Teacher Tramp

A teacher who likes porn on their twitter account and everyone finds it

Yo Mr. Knoper is totally a teacher tramp did you see that porn?

by DannyFantom June 21, 2018

Teacher Crystal

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by I HANDLE PROBLEMS VERY WELL EV July 7, 2020

English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.

Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”

by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022