ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

by two possum power March 5, 2008

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

on a stick

An additive to any adjetive, exaggerating the adjective. Everything on a stick is better.

Awesome flute player that brags a lot and has a huge ego: I got second chair
Better flute player (to friend): I got first chair
Friend: That is greatness on a stick!

by Lorajj November 19, 2006

Slut Bag McFuck Stick

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.

person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.

by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010

double stick

When two men fuck a woman in her anus and her vagina at the same time

Rick and Nick gave that trick the ol' double stick.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

sissy stick

a round tubular object with a whole in the center otherwise know as a straw

did you get a sissy stick

by LadyKiller January 19, 2008