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phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.
Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.
by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
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suicide kid

Suicide kid isn’t essentially a thing, but a talented rapper who’s career was cut short by what his music truly represents which is his life story of thugging and just being the hardest Zoe boy who came out of Florida. JAYO SAMA
Suicide kid, hard mother f**cker
by JAYO sama March 12, 2021
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suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017
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fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
Eating these nachos is fart suicide.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019
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Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran
Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in
by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020
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Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten
"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"
by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019
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Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom
by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020
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