Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Steamed

British slang for extremely drunk.
"we went out and got steamed"

Look at Keysie, he already looks steamed!

by Backbone! December 4, 2022

check steam

A phrase used for misinformation about Geometry Dash's Update 2.2 by saying check steam it makes a person may think that the update is out when it's not. This word will most likely lead to a boy who cried who situation when Update 2.2 comes out for the people who got fooled by the phrase although that could be wrong since most of Geometry Dash players are mostly under the age of 13 and might believe it especially when the update releases so it might not be that specific situation but that is basically what this phrase means.

Summary: This phrase is used to fool Geometry Dash players into think 2.2 is out when it's not.

Person 1: check steam
Person 2: Wait really?! Let me check Geometry Dash

Person 2: HEY YOU FOOLED ME IT'S NOT OUT

Person 1: Got'em :troll:

by zpowers November 26, 2023

check steam

A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2

Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam

by xd_baTron November 27, 2023

check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt

Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released

by CheckSteam December 3, 2023

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 16, 2023