When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
by Honkykong76 March 01, 2022
When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.
by Debodatubz October 24, 2022
Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.
by Chudley C. Tibbs May 28, 2024
A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
by emiT enO keeG May 08, 2024
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.
by KingDongUn May 16, 2022