Spooger

Someone who cranks it at an unhealthy amount of times a day because they can't get the real thing

That guy Marco De Paulo is the biggest spooger I know

by Spooge scientist March 7, 2023

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023

Spooky Dookie

When you watch a horror movie while taking a shit in hopes it will scare the shit out of you

Imma watch conjuring and pull a spooky dookie

by JoeBamaBinSwaggin May 11, 2023

Spoogled

techie slang for a victim from a phishing scam attempt by email from a hacked email account.

Andrew responded to a phishing email and got Spoogled in the face.

by DeleteCtrlAlt May 15, 2023

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

spooky dubya

A ghost writer. Someone who writes music for artists but takes no credit for it

I heard a few artists is Cali use a dude in Florida as a spooky dubya. If you can’t write hit him up bro

by Olescoobiedoobie July 21, 2023

spooky dubya

A ghost writer for music. Someone who writes music for artists but takes no credit for it

I heard a few upcoming artists in Cali have been using a dude in Florida as a spooky dubya. If you can’t write, hit him up bro

by Olescoobiedoobie July 21, 2023