split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022

Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱

by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025

Three-way Split

A three-way of only girls.

Oh, look at that three-way split.

by ZT321916 August 6, 2022

Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.

Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.

by SiMeg August 7, 2009

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023