mad shitter

Someone whole likes to take a shit and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer

"Ah hell...the Mad Shitter struck again!"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005

shitter

someone who shits big.

you are a big shitter

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Shitten

Past tense of Shit, to be used with "have"

I have shitten 26 times today.

by Skibs Skibsky October 30, 2003

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spitties

Titties in space. Gravity doesn't exist to drag the breasts down, thus creating the perfect rack.

It would be worth it to become an Astronought just to experience Spitties

by Alien Mc Spaceballs July 28, 2009

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009