smackable mackable

The type of person that is hot and you want to hit on and possible beat on too.

Man, I love that girl, but sometimes she just needs a good smack once in a while.

by KarthVader September 10, 2005

Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.

Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.

by Wayan October 27, 2007

saco

A saco is someone who has larger than life bollox. For him to be classed as a saco he must require a large cane/walking stick to aid him whilst walking. He is also able to use his extra large bag as a seat and in some cases a bed.

person 1:What the hell, that guys got some serious baggage!

person 2:Yeah, he is a stereotype saco!

by P2J21 March 3, 2008

smack head

Stupid or dull witted. Prone to repeatedly making the same mistakes

Steve paid almost twice as much for the same phone as I did, the smack head

by shaunholio March 1, 2004

danza smack

Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.

You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk May 14, 2004

smack

stuff, shit, anything along those lines

man, why you talkin smack?

by trey January 6, 2007

smack ass

To grovel to one's superior with no regard to dignity or shame. One who performs the act of groveling.

Hey Bill, look at Bob. He's always in the boss' office smacking ass. He's too lazy to get that promotion.

Im talking to you, smack ass. Didn't I tell you to bring my coffee in here by 8:00 a.m.? It is now 8:10 and I don't see my cup on my desk.

by Vic Roberts December 27, 2007