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Squirrels in my Pants! (SIMP)
by Person1213 April 20, 2018
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simping

Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.
1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP

simping
by Ottomagic Critic September 24, 2020
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The simp

The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys
Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl
by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020
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Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.
"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
by kanye4prez March 12, 2020
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Simp (Simp)

Wow that guy Zudo is such a simp (simp)
by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
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simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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simp

It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
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