Shlooding

The act of shitting blood, Shlood.

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."

by KyrenShat March 27, 2024

Schrödinger's Feminist

When a woman takes the form of 'independent of men' or 'dependent on men', based on which state serves her interest best.

Schrödinger's Feminist:
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.

Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.

by ika tan April 2, 2024

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

shrowling

When you nut into your own mouth and swap it into another’s mouth and them into another’s (must be a group of 4 or more)

Yeah sorry about the mess mom me and my friends were shrowling in the garage all day yesterday

by Bensons balls April 11, 2024

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

Shredding the guitar

Shredding in guitar playing means when a guitar player is showing a great amount of of technical ability in their playing which can be very diverse. For example playing beautiful slow melody done during improvisation can be called shredding. And playing 10 notes per second are also called shredding.

Look ! that guitarist is shredding the guitar

by anonymous April 27, 2024