THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
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-Shrek
-Shrek
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The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
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