Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices

Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020

by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020

Shrek

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019

Shrek Here

Shrek Here means that you like hoes and my mom will kill you and drink vodka over your dead body

hey is shrek here

you: shut up
me: shrek HERE

by asdfsadfsadfsdafasdfasdfsafdf June 22, 2021

shrek badussy

a shrek badussy is the badussy of shrek

person 1: yo did you see that fine ass shrek badussy
person 2: yeah i did i could see it coming out after the mud
person 3: mmm yeah that shrek badussy looks scrummy

by shrekbadussy101 July 1, 2023

Shrek

the act of making a shrek face

His shrek was delicious

by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019

Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019

princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 1, 2021