by Cat Food October 20, 2009
Get the Shirt Shotmug. A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.
by Silver tongued liar April 12, 2016
Get the Shitter shotmug. Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.
Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.
Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.
"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"
by gfrancetto November 25, 2007
Get the phone shotmug. A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.
Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.
This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.
This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
by JoePilot May 7, 2007
Get the ranger shotmug. A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.
by Artvandalay April 3, 2008
Get the chip shotmug. Basically, suddenly realizing that the time you treasured with someone was actually something you treasured all too late. Definition based off Clarity - Vance Joy.
Guy 1 - "Yo dude, remember how Mike was friends with Ashley, but never really seemed interested in her, right?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah. Why?"
Guy 1 - "Well, turns out that he actually really liked Ashley, but didn't act on it until he accidentally took a shot of clarity and realized everything."
Guy 2 - "Man, that sucks for Mike."
Guy 2 - "Yeah. Why?"
Guy 1 - "Well, turns out that he actually really liked Ashley, but didn't act on it until he accidentally took a shot of clarity and realized everything."
Guy 2 - "Man, that sucks for Mike."
by #1 Vance Joy Fan January 18, 2023
Get the a shot of claritymug. by Drudy January 1, 2007
Get the keel shotmug.