by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008
Get the Long Story Shortmug. Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.
I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.
by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021
Get the tactical gaming shortsmug. Salute your shorts theme-
We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!
We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!
by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006
Get the Salute your shortsmug. by Banana April 16, 2005
Get the salute your shortsmug. by weskenn October 31, 2011
Get the Nike running shortsmug. Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.
Common side effects:
Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance
Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy
Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected
Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)
Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question
Walking with chest out
short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.
short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Common side effects:
Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance
Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy
Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected
Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)
Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question
Walking with chest out
short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.
short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie
Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know
Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!
Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know
Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!
Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
Get the short man Syndromemug. Something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to nobody except the storyteller.
(Fifteen minutes of droning blather). Long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)
by acidnoir July 23, 2010
Get the long story shortmug.