Seasoned Gamers

A group of individuals who gather online, typically on xbox live, who share homo-erotic tendencies and like to talk about who penis is bigger, though all but a few lack the intelligence required to actually measure.

Hey mate, that's so Seasoned Gamers, now blow me.

by SG Anonymous December 13, 2010

season song

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

by k barton December 15, 2007

Samsoon

a half joint. a mood fixer. half length of a normal cigarette and usually as thick. wether its leftover or newly made. as long as its a half or less then a half to somewhere more than one puff.

"dude! i wish i had a samsoon before going to work today!"

1st guy:"is there any left from last night ?"
2nd guy:"just a samsoon i think.."

by bigM101 December 12, 2011

Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

by You mad March 13, 2016

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

season 5 episode 14 theory

The theory that every show has one of its most iconic episodes at s5 ep14
The office: stress relief part 1 (the one with the fire drill and safety training)
Friends: the one where they know
Brooklyn 99: the box
Adventure time: Simon and Marcy
The Simpsons: Lisa vs Malibu Stacy

Dude, season 5 episode 14 theory has me so pumped for the new season of _____.

by oreok9 April 8, 2019