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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.
Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.
by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017
mugGet the Usain Saltmug.

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.
*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS
by stinkietoes June 10, 2020
mugGet the SALTSmug.

Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
mugGet the Salt Water Travvymug.

salt rim

A salt rim is when you have to or wish you had a squeeze of lime and lick of salt when you give a rimjob.
She came home from work after a bad day, horny as hell, and didn't have time to shower so I had to salt rim it. booty ass anal sex rimjob
by Mr. James Duffy October 11, 2015
mugGet the salt rimmug.

salt bag

Brodie: “Shut the f@&k up chad!” Chad: “Chill out salt bag.”
by _saltbag September 7, 2021
mugGet the salt bagmug.

Salt

"Hey what r u playin?"

"Oh it's a fuckin trash game i found in the compost in the backyard. Its pronounced SALT, but actually u spell it L-E-A-G-U-E-O-F-L-E-G-E-N-D-S"
by Greentea_Pepper_Mix February 20, 2019
mugGet the Saltmug.

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