by dlsgoal September 5, 2019
Get the Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019mug. Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020
Get the Soccermug. The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
Get the Soccermug. by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024
Get the Soccermug. A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
Get the clock soccermug. This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
Get the Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccermug. 