A crotchety, perpetually complaining, old, well armed man, who can drop you with a look. His grapefruit-sized balls swing pendulously underneath his saggy sweatpants, which he wears 24/7/365, unless it's hot outside, in which case it's cutoff sweats.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
Scott: That's a bunch of *&^!@# shit. That's not what O'Reilly said last night.
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
by Vampire Cat January 20, 2013
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Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*
by Jasonm77 April 3, 2007
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The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.
Scottish, the language, rules!
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One of the gayest kids you will ever meet. Smells really bad too.
ps. dont let him play on ur basketball team cause he will throw the ball away with 2.9 seconds left and give away the winning shot to the other team. He also likes to make penis shaped cookies and eat them and suck on them
ps. dont let him play on ur basketball team cause he will throw the ball away with 2.9 seconds left and give away the winning shot to the other team. He also likes to make penis shaped cookies and eat them and suck on them
Person: So Scott Whitaker what did u do over the weekend?
Scott Whitaker: Made some penis shaped cookies and sucked them
Person: Wow your a fag
Scott Whitaker: Dude why are u such a dick to me??
Scott Whitaker: Made some penis shaped cookies and sucked them
Person: Wow your a fag
Scott Whitaker: Dude why are u such a dick to me??
by Jake Bender January 5, 2008
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by Greg April 26, 2005
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