School

prison for children, write useless things that you will never need in your life for 7 hours, shitty lunch food, mostly shitty teachers who will destroy any left over self-esteem and will mainly focus on helping the good students and will not do anything to help the ones that are struggling, cant speak, go to the toilet or take a sip of water without permission from the teacher, jackasses in class who act like gods compared to everyone else, asking you to finish their assignment for them, give them YOUR money and food

Teacher: Now open your books page 46 and-
Kid: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know.. CAN YOU?
Kid: ...

Kid: ... MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Kid: But- it's an emergency
Teacher: The bell rings in 10 minutes, hold it in
Kid: Are you kidding me?
Teacher: Quiet, start reading
Kid: This school sucks..

by hellishflames February 16, 2022

School

Six cruel hours of our lives.

School is child abuse.

by Kity_Girl June 3, 2021

school

a bad example of learning.everyone talks trash.all people talk about are video games or being in a relationship. people are scared of turtles. school is NOT necessary. school SUCKS. people leave the school and break your heart. its BORING. KINDERGARTEN is the only fun year because all u do us color or play with shopkins and throw them at eachother and cry if u loose one. get scared of fight nights a Freddys. all you can eat are LUNCHABLE. in kindergarten nobody made fun of people for shopping at WALMART. every field trip in a aquarium or the zoo.

FRICK SCHOOL. IM DONE. I QUIT SCHOOL. I GOT LAYED OFF OF SCHOOL. school is another word for PRISON

SCHOOL JUST SUCKS

by therealdictonaryofearth October 6, 2020

School

A common misspelling for "Hell"

Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

School

A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.

"School is trash boi"

by DeepFriedBacon September 2, 2020

School

I can’t even say this definition. Because I died of school boringness

School. Wow

by Hi peps November 19, 2019

School

Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.

Person A: I love school
Person B: What's wrong with you?

by Joewypak October 15, 2020