Ja Rule'd

To have all of your rap street cred and lies about your life exposed so much by a rival MC, that you lose about 90% of your fan base....

While being "Ja Rule'd"...a rapper might call up a radio station so irate that they sound like a complete jack ass...while their opponent is as cool as a fan...

As of February 3rd....rapper Rick Ross...who lied about his life as a rich drug dealer..and was exposed as being a former officer of the law...(a CO is an OFFICER of Law Enforcement)...was exposed by 50 cent when 50 flew up Ross's Baby mother...who Ross doesnt give money to..not even for his own kid...and had her expose him.... Later 50 took care of her and her friend by taking them shopping...while suggesting that there would be some sex later...

Ross called up Hot97...pissed...and speaking so uncool..and unlike his usual BOSS character, that he sounded like a whole different person....

He was Ja Rule'd!

by mrnucky February 2, 2009

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

rule 27

If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.

Rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.

Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"

by Recycle Bin123 February 16, 2009

rule of 3

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.

Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.

by Moggraider May 28, 2008

Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

by Matt :3 March 10, 2008

rule 303

Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it

who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303

by attlulululululu January 12, 2011