read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006

READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009

Readin books

A code name to smoke weed

You:Hey bro lets start readin books
Bro: Sure bro i wanna learn

by Koolaiddude January 28, 2010

Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

Remadora

A wonderful ship between Remus Lupin and Ninphadora Tonks. She is way younger than him and so cool and confident, and he is the softest and cutest werewolf in the world (not strange they fell in love). At first he didn't wanted to stay with her because the lovable little shit thought he wasn't enough for her and was concerned about the life he could give tonks, but the badass queen loved him and didn't care about this because she knew that also werewolf mcwolfy loved her so much, so at the end of THBP they finally get together, tonks made a great speech to Remus, inspired by the situation of fleur and bill: fleur loved him and didn't care about the scratches, so tonks stated that like Fleur she didn't care about his lycanthropy and loved him, he said he couldn't stay with her precisely because he loved her, but in the end he manages to understand that he deserve love so they got together, they got married and had a baby, they died together. A lot of people doesn't like remadora because of wolfstar, but I'd like to tell those people: Remus is bi af, wolfstar actually were together and they surely had feelings for each other whey they met again but not as strong as before, then they got together after Sirius's death so it matches perfectly. AND AT THE END we all know Remus Lupin was a underneath for Black people (Sirius and Dora were cousins). And can we blame him? Absolutely not.

potterhead 1: do you like remadora?
potterhead 2: a fuckin lot they are an adorable complexed werewolf and a badass pink haired queen.
potterhead 1: but you told me you shipped wolfstar
potterhead 2: I ship ✨B✨O✨T✨H because they can actually coexist and I love them all
DON'T YOU DARE DESPISE REMADORA OR WOLFSTAR I WILL FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE UGLY BITCH

by Ouranià September 5, 2020

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 21, 2010