religion

stupidity

do you believe in god?
-yes (this person is most likely stupid)
religion(i need this word to upload the definition)

by RANDOM NAME 123 I CANT CHOOSE September 4, 2017

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

by returnof badass cajun resistor March 21, 2021

bad religion

Orange County, CA. An ok punk band but sold their souls to the devil just as bad if not worse than good charlotte.

Bad Religion rocked at the show, but have expensive clothes and cars.

by Loptsang May 13, 2005

cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion

(From software emulators where the processor chip instructions were skipped if they weren't practical/necessary to be emulated)
1. The way any "nonstandard" religion operates today, when compared to back in the days of greco-roman or medieval europe times or the common stereotypes. A cycle accurate Aztec would capture people, sacrifice them to the Sun and eat them. To emulate the Aztecs today would require cycle innacurate emulation because cannibalism and human sacrifice is illegal. Likewise Satanists today are cycle inaccurate because they don't sacrifice goats. Wiccans today are cycle inaccurate because they don't hex their enemies or worship demons. Catholics are cycle inaccurate because they don't burn women at he stake anymore. Being cycle inaccurate is not necessarily a bad thing. The decision to be cycle inaccurate is because of practical and legal reasons.

There are probably people who call themselves Aztecs or Mayans, but that's cycle inaccurate emulation of their religion.

by Bravehearts thirst for blood December 23, 2006

religiour

(n.) a religiour is an entity which has the same or equal amount of pockets as a cracker. The word religiour is derived from religious and has nothing to do with it.... RELIGIOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dearie Mee, that religiour over there could mate with and african savanna weed.

by man (aka. pops) January 27, 2005

religification

noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.

The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.

Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!

by beer snob September 10, 2006

religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB November 16, 2007