realest

used to describe an indiviual who lives tha fact that cool iz not following other people, it's just doing you. Someone who puts themself out there exactly as they are, not fronting to be more or less.

Jerome: Did u c Khalid? He 'like an old man'.
Me: *laugh* I kno he just don't give a f*ck. He one of tha realest

by Scooby Dubee October 4, 2007

Pee-ralysis

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.

Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!

by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011

The Real World

A place that doesn't care about your feelings.

Eddy: I'm triggered, my feelings are hurt.

Marcus: The real world doesn't care about your feelings.

by sjwhater June 1, 2017

this deepwoken shit real

"this deepwoken shit real" is an expression often used to show how real this deepwoken shit is. It expresses how many are struggling within the hoods of etris and vigils.

"Yo, just got opped out by my guild. This deepwoken shit real."

by onmomma February 8, 2022

real man

1) an insult women use
2) women want a "real" man. someone who will treat her right and meet her needs. such as sex, love, romance.
3) A man who will stick up for a woman; Protect her.
4) A man who's a "man"
5) A man who's confident

1) I need a "real" man to satisfy me in bed
2) "I need a real man to hold me"
"I need a real man to fuck me long and hard and not get tired."
3) If another guy were to hit a woman's ass, then her man should say something rather than let her handle it
4)..
5)..

by The Sweetest Thing November 17, 2005

real american

Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.

Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*

by not me anymore September 10, 2008

real Nirvana fan

Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.

by IAmTheNextRockstar April 20, 2011