retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1is water wet
person 2“retard simulator”
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
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Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
by Dr. Schlichter von Koenigswald January 03, 2021
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Ginger Retard

“Look at that ginger retard he’s sweaty and greasy like Thomas
by Jackr643 January 03, 2021
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Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person
I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 05, 2021
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dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 04, 2010
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Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look
"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"
by MRAzang January 05, 2017
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Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.
I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.
by NikeT1138 March 24, 2021
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