blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

D to S ratio

When you grade a girl on whether or not she is hot. Date to Sex.

Your a D to S ratio 10:8.

by Poop da Shmoop May 13, 2016

Bounce to ounce ratio

The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog

Did you see that? Lorenzo's new girlfriend has an unbelievable bounce to ounce ratio!

by Pygmy Hunter June 11, 2017

Hot to Thot Ratio

The simple way of knowing if you should pursue a chick. Her hotness must out weigh her thotness.

Yo, what do you think about that chick over there? "Bro her hot to thot ratio is a 40/60" Aw damn never mind then.

by TheeWolfmanVlad September 8, 2017

Ringing for ransoms

Calling somebody to partake in a type of sexual intercourse, however only for one night

I’m going to be ringing for ransoms tonight

by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019