Robert

A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.

Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park?

Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler

by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008

Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!

Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."

by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh October 28, 2008

Robert Burnside

he is soooooo funny and can ALWAYS make me smile.. i love him so so so much. i don't know what i'd do without a Robert. he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he's super cute and good at everything he does, and he's a beast at drums. Robert has all kinds of friends. everyone loves Robert Burnside. & he's the best kisser everrrr. :) hehehee. i love you babe! <3 you are the best. xoxox.

"bet you wish you had a Robert Burnside in your life"
"yeah, i do. :( he's just soooooooooooooo amazing" :)

by mego leanne October 13, 2011

t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.

Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.

by Challenge December 13, 2009

Cat Raper

See: Jeff Chrisman who is a fag

You are a fucking cat raper

by I hate Jeff December 7, 2004

Roberto

he is a fucking sketch case and the biigest horn dog around, all he wants is pussy and you should not give in to his sweet talk

a roberto

by Roberto the man of September 30, 2011

oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself

She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.

by Bstro December 13, 2003