gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

clear pubes

vicky’s pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Chasing Pūkekos

An old rural New Zealand term used when replying to a question of someone's whereabouts.

"Where's Damo?"
"Out in the Kuiwhakapapas chasing Pūkekos with a long handed shovel."

by Where's Damo? December 28, 2022

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023

Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

by Julesheart January 8, 2024