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The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.

by Eva Marie October 30, 2007

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Zach Lauer watches cat porn daily.

by titties_kick_dicks December 31, 2013

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To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 12, 2007

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Your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on

My middle name is Christopher and I grew up on Glendale Avenue. Therefore, my porn name is "Christopher Glendale".

by Coffeeshopgoth September 13, 2005

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Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.

Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.

You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!

Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.

Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!

by Totallynothere December 9, 2008

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