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Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people
Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*
by gunguything October 3, 2022
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police

I hate minorsoh wait the police exists
by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024
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catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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Police on police crime

She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua October 31, 2020
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Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
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If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
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