Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
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Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it
“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”
by Fungoid October 12, 2020
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phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.
Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.
by Yayaye January 09, 2015
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Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar November 19, 2015
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Phantom Carver

A user on Urbandictionary that sits back behind his phone and talks shit about all his class mates in his school
Phantom Carver is a fuckboy
by SwAg_ReAper March 20, 2019
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Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
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Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!
by Prisoner of Afghanistan November 24, 2015
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