Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc

A Ferrari driver who has lost hope with Ferrari, and is extremely talented. With terrible race luck, he slay. Also terrifed of monkeys

Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc is amazing

by Za_kiesr March 28, 2023

The 40 Percent Rule

When your mind tells you that you're exhausted, fried, and totally tapped out, you're really only 40 percent done. You still have 60 percent left in your tank.

The 40 Percent Rule is when your mind tells your body to give up when pushed passed maximum limits. It’s what I use to push beyond my human limits. To achieve and become a God. The One Above All. Him.

by Cosmic Garou January 29, 2024

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024

The Juan Percent

Rich Latino people

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.

by User8 October 19, 2024

One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".

"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"

by rezinator November 21, 2024

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025