Parker Campion

Kaleon Campion’s sexy ass man. Aka his big cock daddy.

Parker Campion? I heard that’s Kaleon’s boyfriend! #gaypride 🥺

by parkershusband January 14, 2022

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance

Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

parker tennant

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

by Nev5 May 16, 2022

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021