Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.

After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!

by ElJedesote March 17, 2015

Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!

Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome

by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011

Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings

check out my latest planking photos on facebook!

by Darvo June 8, 2011

Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore

Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.

Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"

by Mailman-222 Kitty lick lick January 8, 2012

Back Packing

The act of hugging another person back to back; putting your arms behind you and across their stomach rather than their back.

Kylan and Lauren were bored of a normal hug, so they hugged backwards, and said they were Back Packing.

by Aarontheboss September 30, 2010

Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space

we arrived late but still scored doris day parking

by stendhalismo September 2, 2005

Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003