Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal
by tbrugoa January 19, 2005
1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.
2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
2. Something to laugh at when at a party.
-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?
-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.
-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?
-It's an epidemic.
-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.
-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?
-It's an epidemic.
by Dr.Kunk November 03, 2009
A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.
Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.
As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.
As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?
Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.
How do you know?
Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.
Don't be like Michael.
Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.
How do you know?
Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.
Don't be like Michael.
by ThatGuyMichael June 18, 2022
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!
Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!
Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
by Dhouse September 19, 2015
by CTG420 April 12, 2018
by Taint C. September 25, 2018
Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
by Kaycy Vincent November 12, 2015