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The homies day

by Daman420 June 8, 2020
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Homie

Someone who will Always got your back and remain present whenever you need him on special occasions
Me:Dude i got you the Ultimate skin of Miss Fortune that you Always wanted
Friend: OMG dude you're the real homie !
by MissFort June 20, 2020
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No Homie

Used when one wishes to partake in friendly, platonic activities with someone while avoiding entering the friend-zone.
Girlfriend: Hey babe, want to watch a movie?
Boyfriend: yeah let’s get ice cream and put on face masks too, no homie!
by thatchandlerkid July 6, 2020
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pro homie

Pro homie is a gender neutral form No homo that you can say to your friends
Person 1: love you bro :3:3, pro homie
Person 2: love you too bro, pro homie
by Mr.hair September 8, 2020
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Homie

Someone who randomly shows up at your house.
My homie just randomly biked 3 miles and showed up at my house today.
by J-lightning September 10, 2020
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homie

A friend or acquaintance you would be willing to bring to your home, mi casa su casa, to an extent.
Wsup homeboy, wsup homie, how are ya homie, etc.
by Ass Ketchum September 16, 2020
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Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
by Sliske September 21, 2020
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