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Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis
Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck
by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009
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Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014
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A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy
"I would love a fat juicy truck."
by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021
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Truck MAC Deluxe

When you bout to smack fire out someone's ass or punch them.

Cbandz says this originally.
Shut the fuck up before give you this truck mac deluxe fuck is you talkin bout' respectfully
by $notty June 14, 2021
mugGet the Truck MAC Deluxemug.

American truck simulator

A Game where everyone likes to be internal fuckfaces and like to drive on the wrong side of the road also do not go to Lamar also when you crash into something or someone truck or car beep beep get banned noob
Ayo I just got American truck simulator
by WBAP November 30, 2021
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Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."
"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."
by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018
mugGet the Call a tow truckmug.

UPS-truck cadence

Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.
Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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