Air-cum

It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.

-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell

by Big titty goth gf April 3, 2019

Air Wick

A complete and total asshole who boofs liquor faster than you and always tries to kill himself when he drinks

Uh oh, looks like he grabbed his gun again after that last shot of bourbon... what a classic air wick

by TheOneTrueHamMan July 20, 2019

air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).

Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020

air monkey

A fucking dry ass fart.

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"

by Air Monkey October 17, 2017

Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019

Air strike

An Airstrike is a sexual finisher when the woman lays flat on her back and right before the man ejaculates he jumps on in a superman sort position and then ejaculates as he hovers over her

Friend: so how was that date last night

Man: its was awesome dude we fucked then.o Air striked her

by Rogueteletubby March 5, 2019

Air Dance

What is normally a lap dance at a strip club but is done without any contact and/or touching at all and often with at least 3 feet of air space between dancer and customer.

Certain strip clubs only allow air dances.

by He who knows1 December 18, 2014