Local Skin

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.

Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL

by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014

Skin fire

Definition: A skin fire is a slang term for male masturbation. The result of the hand stroking the penis rapidly without lotion creates friction causing the skin on the shaft to turn red. If a male masturbates too hard the friction can create a fire. A skin fire occurs if the male masturbating rubs so hard that the friction creates a fire equivalent to rubbing two sticks together.

Hey George did we start any skin fires last night?

Only you can prevent skin fires.

by Blueballbeauty June 20, 2019

Skin mask

When skin is taking off someones face and used as a "death mask".

Hey you here about that dude Ed Gein , he made skin masks out of people

by John51 July 8, 2009

poopy skin

Pronunciation:\püp\
Function:noun
Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French scinn pope, from Latin puppis skinn
Date:15th century
1.)As in pudding, loose stools will get a skin covering over them if left to sit. Used mostly flavor food dishes such as beef stew and other beef related recipes.

Expletive;
2.) Something to say in time of surprise.

Once we added the poopy skins to the stew, the flavor came right out.

Poopy skins! That scared the hell out of me.

by mAdfAtTdEEb November 21, 2007

Skin Flinting

When a person refuses to share weed with friends or loads a small bowl and cashes it himself. can also refer to when everyone wishes to smoke but the owner refuses to share.

Ray Jay is skin flinting tonight, we've smoked three bowls of mine and none of his.

by american boy handy book April 4, 2010

skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 27, 2007

Skin Chicken

Another name for an uncircumcised penis, especially with wrinkly, flabby foreskin.

"Damn gramps, maybe grandma will be happier if you have her your old skin chicken

by DatWillowGuy112 November 7, 2017