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Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...).
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...*

Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...

***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...
by Igneshto November 11, 2009
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Nice Ace Onya

Said to someone who you think has a nice ass.

Origins in butt-fuck Ontario, Canada.
Hey Terry! Nice ACE onya!
by Chantele November 20, 2004
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nice cradle

a very young, but very attractive girl. normally referring to someone at least 10 years younger than yourself or under 18. also can refer to any girl you'd like to hold like a baby.
by marti allen March 26, 2007
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nice guy

A beta male that is the opposite of what women are actually attracted to. Often seen to women as a manipulating a friendship or doing favours almost like putting coins into a machine hoping to get sex out of it. It never works.

The problem with being the nice guy is the mindset that it springs from. A man supplicating to a woman is doing it out of insecurity and desperation for her approval and sexual attention.
Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
This reminds me of an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money when
you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can forget it.

Chris was a nice guy, he never got laid.
by guywithtaste August 22, 2016
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Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.
"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.
by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016
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nicety

nasty and nice at the same time!
that girl is hot i bet she is nicety
by 808 April 20, 2018
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Nice Ocean Waves

A once-viral YouTube video that appeared to just contain footage of a beach, and some relaxing waves. However, 19 seconds into the video, it cuts to a Rick Roll, and continues for 35 seconds. Commonly used to prank friends.
Dude, I just showed my friend Nice Ocean Waves and he flipped out!
by EllyterateProffesor August 30, 2018
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