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I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 4, 2020
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This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.
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You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022
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I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)
Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!
by James Alcock December 31, 2012
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nevermind

When you've been playing a game so long, that you know when someone is supposed to die, but they dont and instead you die, and then you stop and think " I wish this game would say never mind, you can live."(commonly used in Halo 2)
"That fucking hit was supposed to kill him, but the damn game neverminded!"
by Austaul Hattavitch September 27, 2005
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you will never be a woman

a coping mechanism phrase used by illegal aliens of the former subreddit r/thedonald on 4chan's board /pol/ to belittle anyone who doesn't shill for the former "president" of the United States, Donald J. Trump, and other republicans.
Anon's father: Are ya coping son?
Son: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, DAD!
by BillKlacks June 1, 2021
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never scared

To take on everything with reckless abandon i.e. girls, partying, bike races, Austin TX
Wow! Did you see those guys from Team Brutaltron wreck shit??? They were never scared!
by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006
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Once you go black you never go back

Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.
- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!
by AbAlioEtASe July 15, 2014
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