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Nerd's Rant 

A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.
"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.
Nerd's Rant by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017
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nerd rain 

The phenomenon where a significant population of nerds begin sweating at a conference with an intensity so strong that the heat from the room evaporates the nerdy sweat and condensates the abominable liquid at the roof of the conference, resulting in a roof showering the conference goers with an odoriferous acid rain.
Comic con is not liable for diseases contracted from nerd rain during this session.
nerd rain by jdole4u April 18, 2018

Nerd School 

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".
Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!
Nerd School by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Nerd Army 

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.
I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.
Nerd Army by StomperPooper July 2, 2018

nerd itch 

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.
// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.
nerd itch by GaryTheGray February 2, 2021

nerd shit 

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.
We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.
nerd shit by Psiko May 16, 2018