Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!

"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

Nut Wedgie

When ones underwear wedges in between testicle and leg, causing great discomfort.

"oh no, he must have a nut wedgie," said Chris looking at Dave in the corner pulling down awkwardly at his genital area.

by _Clum_ July 23, 2012

nut sweat

The product rubbed on a sleepomg someone's face after a practical joke that involves placing your hand on your testicles for an extended period of time.

"Wake up and smell the nut sweat."

by Your New Friend June 18, 2003

nut funk

extremely foul smell from the bottom of the testes which results from streneous exercise, physical activity or yo nazzty ass hasnt bathed in a few

damn yo, you got sum nazzty nut funk, dawg

by jaime April 2, 2004

Nut Crust

Dried up spooge.

That chick needs to wash her face, she has nut crust all over it.

by Spoogie Mcspooge August 14, 2003