Bob: Do you think i got rizz, dave?
Dave: No.
Bob: But watch this!
Bob: Hey uhh... are you a blender.. because uh...
Darav:What the actual fuck.
Dave: No.
Bob: But watch this!
Bob: Hey uhh... are you a blender.. because uh...
Darav:What the actual fuck.
by the worst guy ever September 14, 2023
Get the Rizzmug. Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Get the Rizzmug. by anonymous September 22, 2025
Get the Rizzmug. 
Rizz is when a male attracts females. For example, A male tells a female to come here or wave their hand towards their chest in a gesture.
by gigaverse June 14, 2022
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Get the Kai cenat rizzmug.