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Jayden Miller

A wonderful person. Someone you should keep in your life no matter what. Someone who is loyal and dedicated to making sure you are happy, healthy and safe. Jayden Miller is the best boyfriend a girl can have. Whatever you do don't leave him ever. If you happen to have a Jayden and his last name hapens to be Miller, take care of him. He's a sweet guy that only wants the best for you. Hold onto him. Also what are you doing reading this go call your boo!!!!
Me: My bf is the best
Them: Whats his name?
Me: Jayden Miller
Them: Makes sense
by sotnedjellyfish November 25, 2023
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Dirty Müller

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
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Dirty Müller

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
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Gage Miller

Someone who is a cute little freshman boy. Don’t get it twisted though because these guys have a fat fucking chode
Boy o boy that boy is so gage miller
by Ammon Gus April 8, 2024
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Brayden Miller

A very good-hearted person. Loves music and playing the trumpet in Marching Band. He is slowly coming out of his shell and can easily think outside the box in any situation. He is very dirty minded and is not too tall. He longs for love, but always goes home depressed and angry at himself for never being good enough for people. Really lame and stupid people are the only people who partially understand and accept him, but he always finds himself alone. He is head over heels for a REALLY beautiful young woman with beautiful brown eyes and a perfect personality, but he feels like she never really understands him enough past a friend. He is shy at first, but opens up to become someone who will always be there to help his friends in times of need. He never knows who the hell he is and always goes home wondering what he wants to do with his life and who he is. He loves cat better than dogs and does good in school. He is great at pretending that his life is fine, but always bottles up his true emotions and feelings because he is afraid of getting rejected again. His family does not understand him at all and all he wants is to be seen and heard, but always goes home knowing that it will never happen.
Brayden Miller is a misunderstood person who only wants to be loved.
by anonymous April 20, 2024
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techno-millerism

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)
"DUDE CRYPTO IS GONNA BE HUGE! JUST YOU WAIT!"

"This is just techno-millerism"
by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024
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Nicky Miller

While going down on your partner blow air into their back door then punch them in the stomach to make them fart.
F: Suck 1 ween or never see me again?

J: I’d pull an old Nicky miller on a homeless man to just be in a room you farted in 6 hours ago
by Fortune_PubesNSperm May 13, 2024
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