Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.

Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.

by Waffles_xD April 28, 2011

Monster Inc.

The first jerkin crew that is from the northern marianas islands.

P1: Yo, we're gonna battle monster inc. or what ?
P2: Hell yeah bro, they're going down.

by TinianBoy345 January 19, 2013

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

Ghillie Monster

An extremely rare creature that blends in with its surroundings and is near impossible to detect, and secretly delivers donuts to people it deems worthy.

The last time a Ghillie Monster was spotted was in 2007, in New Hampshire.
A Ghillie Monster came and gave us a plate of glazed donuts!

by khill45 March 2, 2011

Sideways Monster Mash

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011