Mid-Night Brown 

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.

I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.

Mid-Night Brown by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

midnightshade94

Midnightshade94- Is the guy you won't invite to your wedding because he will get them as his booty call, but he doesn't know how to get his stuff together, don't be a midnight. If you wonder why midnight is midnight it's because he doesn't understand what an IQ is but he says he is a smart boy. DaMeButteRIV is Midnight friend, and cant stand some shit he does.

I wish I was Midnightshade94 booty call!
I want booty calls like Midnightshade94!

midnightshade94 by PeachxKitten September 11, 2019

mindight 

The time between 9:30 and 9:40 pm. This time is the time where anything you want can take place. Not to be mistaken with midnight, the halfway point between two days. This time is a legendary time that can only be seen once a day, unlike midnight which you can technically see twice a day.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! It's nearly mindight!
Person 2: You mean midnight? It's still 9:29 you know.
Person 1: NO! Mindight! It starts at 9:30, and ends at 9:40!

1 minute later....

Person 1: Look! It's a flying pig!
Person 2: What is happening?
Person 1: Anything can happen at mindight you know.

mindight by greendanpark May 28, 2018

MidnightRocker

Someone who lies about who they really are. Pretending to be a cute blonde curly haired constuction worker on the internet when he's really a fat unemployed slob. Likes to creep on older women and call them "Mom".

"Hey look everybody, it's MidnightRocker, the biggest internet catfish there ever was!"

MidnightRocker by OGTroll May 24, 2013

midnightis 

The strange sensation you get when it is past midnight and you are Facebook chatting, instant messaging, or Skyping with your friends.

Symptoms include:
Slurred typing ("alfdkja;lsdfjk" or "cdlackg" instead of "clocks").
Invention of new vocabulary.
Being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.
Loss of hand-keyboard coordination

i_love_sarah: the advangtages of not setting cdlackg right.
i_love_sarah: what the hell?
i_love_sarah: *chlocks
i_love_sarah: **CLOCKS.
flola1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOLZ ROFL
flola1337: uhoh.
flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.

midnightis by flola June 21, 2009

midnighttlc 

Person who is sexually active around midnight.

Yo, he's going Midnighttlc on your ass!

midnighttlc by Midnighttlc January 11, 2005

Midnights 

Midnights is Taylor Swift's upcoming 10th studio album, coming October 21st!

Midnights coming october 21st!

Midnights by olivia bensonola September 5, 2022