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mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche
by baallyy January 14, 2010
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Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!
MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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megamounts

huge amounts (of data); a virtual equivalent of a person's Facebook profile contents published on the Internet.
In our digital lives, we generate megamounts of data.
by mno October 23, 2013
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Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.
1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!
by Chamen September 16, 2009
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MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE
DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT
by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS June 4, 2018
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Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Megabloks

The new and improved "lego" (let's go). Trend-following, new-age hip-hop fans use "lego" when they get pumped... It's better to say "megabloks" because Megabloks are something different than Lego building blocks.
Waka fan - "Time to get hype! LEGO!!"

Me - "Pssh... megabloks fool..."
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