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compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
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Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
by u lose May 11, 2015
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Must Masturbate March

The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.
im failing school because of must masturbate march
by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021
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National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

🖐️🍆💦

🖐️🐱💦
"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"
by Gloul April 16, 2021
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