Martin

A racist, homophobic, sexist person who can be a good friend and does anything for the meme and can't decide if he's a nazi or a communist

Damn bro Martin just divorced my mother after 3 months of marriage

by Racistscumbag January 28, 2020

Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Martin Luther King Flip

Combining Molly, Ketamine and LSD.

Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

George RR Martin

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.

"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"

"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"

by Past victim November 24, 2023

martin griesbeck

has a very very large penis

He has a cock like Martin Griesbeck

by oabnifowahnwof gag April 3, 2017